"During my travels through time I’ve noticed all manner of dirigible-shaped gizmos passing overhead. Where all these weird timeships come from I never stopped to wonder. I just assumed they were assembled in giant hangers like the blimps back in my homeland. But it turns out, they’re not manufactured at all—they’re harvested. They’re giant Maypops, grown in the fertile rolling fields of outer Calendaria. And because they’re fertilized not with nitrogen but with helium, they’re lighter-than-air."
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